My college friends and I decided to be the “Hot Mess Express” for Halloween in college, after the popular term was coined for a group of girls who tend to be drunk hot messes. We all got conductor hats, suspenders, fish nets and either black or jeans shorts. then white shirts cut up in different ways for each, with hot mess express on the front. Then each person on the back of it was the box car number, or Caboose or Conductor, as well as red or yellow bandanas around our necks.