My boyfriend and I were struggling with what to be for Halloween this year! We went through tons of ideas, until one night it hit us like a ton of bricks. My boyfriend called me a “philosophizer,” and I knew Dodgeball characters would be the best costumes! I knew I wanted to be Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky, and my boyfriend wanted to be Gordon.
I started with his costume. He had red shorts and tennis shoes, and I had the sweat band, tube socks, glasses, and ball. I just had to get the gold shirt, and red letters to make his Average Joe’s t-shirt.
For my costume, I had combat boots, purple socks, and black pants. I just needed the purple shirt and letters to make my Purple Cobras t-shirt. I borrowed a Princess Leia wig from my 9 year old cousin’s Halloween costume last year. I colored on my unibrow, added a big mole, put on some red lipstick, and I was ready to go!
When we got to the party we were met with howls of laughter and tons of “OH MY GOD”‘s! The entire night everyone laughed at us every time we looked at them. I think the unibrow is just too funny not to laugh at. We won best couples costume by a landslide!