I wanted to do something funny for Halloween instead of the usual sexy costume- so I decided to do the most inappropriate thing I could think of. I used an old formal dress and red paint (I used acrylic which I don’t suggest because it hardened) and splattered paint over the bottom of the dress. I bought fabric and decorated a sash with fabric paint and glitter, wore a tiara and heels. Then I bought a baby doll from a toy store and covered it in the same red paint used on the dress. I used an old bungee cord to attach the baby to shorts I had on underneath the dress by its belly button (umbilical cord). And there you have it- the most disturbing costume I could think of. It got a lot of laughs especially when I let the baby dangle between my legs. And those who can’t take a joke, oh well!