Cross-Dresser Costume Ideas
Whenever the guys at the office would come over for poker night they used to bug me because my house was always clean (I am a bachelor). I used to retort that I had a French maid coming in once a week to perform all the duties. Of course none of them believed me and a few wanted to see her to prove she was true. So one of the more funny Halloween costumes I created was this French maid costume and provided them with proof!!!
Total Spent: $20
At wits end for a great costume, I visited Value Village for ideas for funny Halloween costumes. Inspiration struck once I found the wig and I headed over to the Ladies clothes to try to find something that would fit my frame. A kindly elderly lady helped me select a couple outfits and I assumed she knew it was for a costume however as I was in the dressing room a knock came on the door and there stood the elderly lady with an armful of outfits offering them over to me with a "Here dear these should fit you nicely too!"
Off to the office I went in full costume and not even remembering I had an appointment with my doctor that morning. As I checked in at the clinic and took a seat, I noticed a flurry of hushed conversations between the clerks working there. It only took a few seconds before I realized what they were talking about and rushed to the counter with a red face to explain that it was simply a costume and not the reason I was seeing the doctor.
Total Spent: $10