This is the 2 dollar costume. Took a pic of my eyes. Printed it on a colour photocopier. Cut out the eyes and pasted them on my face on either side of my nose. Pulled my hat down and could still see 5 feet in front of me.

I went to a party at a bar and scared people when they did a double take …. especially when I smiled. I stopped at a gas station on the way home,( I was being driven), and the guy behind the counter couldn’t even look at me yet took a photo with his phone. People screamed and scurried away.

2 bucks and 10 minutes. It was one of my best ideas.